How long it takes humans to get ready

Cats are so much more superior animals to humans. Aren't they? The other day Mom was getting ready to go out to some place nice. It took her hours to get ready. First there was deciding of what to wear. It was an endless change of clothes until she found the right dress and all the right accessories. Next there was the hair. Oh don't get me started on how long she spent combing and putting it up then taking it down and brushing again. Then theirs the smelly stuff called perfume. To be fair that didn't take that long. Weather as Cats find a nice place in the sun to nap all day. Then when we wake up we simply lick our self clean and wander off to our social groups. Just proving we are more efficient and clever animals. Next time you have to get ready for something just remember that. 
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