A lot of you other Kitties out there have been talking to me about how you are amazed that I always get what I want so today I am going to tell you some of my tips and tricks of how to get what you want.
1. Make a lot of noise ( I personally like to do this to get my food) I howl. Mom always panics when I do this so it gives me a sense of control. Making her think I am hungry means she can feed me right away. ;-) After this I eat a small bite and walk away a bit un-interested. This may backfire as the other day Mom scolded me because of the "Starving cats in Ethiopia!!!"
2. Make them think you are cute (this earns treats!) Stand up on your hind legs and hop around a bit. Mom always go's, "Pinecone you are adorable" and feeds me lots of treats
3. Annoy them from time to time. Not only does this mean a lot of fun for me but it reminds the human that you are a smart animal. Sleep in awkward places like in the middle of the stairs, on top of their laptop or on the washing they are trying to fold.
4. Sleep a lot. This way you are not available to do any jobs that mom wants you to do such as killing the mice that run in the house or listen to her on going problems. I recommend sleeping from 18-20 hours a day. No little than 18 this is un-acceptable.
Don't get me wrong, generally I am a very nice Kitty. It is OK if you made that mistake, I often make mistakes. In fact this morning I knocked over moms coffee. I might have done it on purpose. Just saying.
Ahahahaha Pinecone you are so funny!
ReplyDeleteMy Cat is almost as reckless as you.
ReplyDeletewhat type of cat is pinecone?
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